The Name’s Bacon, Fake Bacon |
The hunky star of Quantum of Solace and Casino Royale is the latest star to reach PETA’s ‘hit list’ with word that he ordered some English bacon be sent over to Italy, for him and his crew to enjoy a good old British breakfast – the bacon sarnie.
PETA in the UK got wind of this (not his wind from eating the sarnie I hope) and sent him a pack of faux-bacon with a note to say that he should ditch the dirty meat and stick to a healthy veg diet instead.
Pro-PETA view:
Meat eating causes impotence and hardens the arteries, if you eat meat you’re going to die sooner than a vegetarian. Daniel Craig should go vegan.
Anti-PETA view:
I love bacon, I love killing animals to eat, I could never give up my bacon sarnie in the morning. Fake bacon tastes like cardboard.
The Truth:
Anyone who has seen any of the latest Bond films starring Daniel Craig will notice that he’s hardly showing the signs of an unhealthy diet. In fact, with a body that would make most men wet, he’s pretty much in tip-top physical form.
Never one to assume but I believe he eats well, has a balanced training regime and any number of personal trainers making sure those arteries are floppier than a meat eaters willy whilst ensuring his willy is capable of staying harder than a meat eaters arteries!
Fake bacon is – while a cheating way to have a traditional treat for vegetarians – pretty nasty, used only for introducing vegetarians and vegans to the world of faux-meat. Cook it incorrectly and it turns out like shoe leather, but tougher.
Daniel Craig is in the news for his latest film, so what a perfect time to grab onto his name and try to get some publicity out of it. Overall I think PETA are clutching at straws here, but still nice of them to send him some veggie bacon, rather than a rotten corpse.
